Hi, I'm Nick van der Waard, aka "the two cents guy*" on YouTube. On there, I comment on heavy metal remixes/remasters. This interview is for my blog, where I write about metal, but also horror, videogames, and sex in media.
*What people called me before I came out, in July 2022. Sadly, "two cents girl" never really stuck.
Update, 1/11/2021: This interview is part of a series, which includes YouTubers Ahdy Khairat, Bryce Barilla, and State of Mercury. If you like our work, you can find us on State of Mercury's Discord server [I left the server for its being queerphobic, after I came out]! More information is available in my Two Cents compendium, which has all of my interviews, write-ups and links about Metallica remixes, but also metal more generally.
This interview is with Ahdy Khairat for his channel on YouTube. But first, a bit of history...
March 25th, 2018. It was a dark Manchester night. I was wearing a Cthul-aid t-shirt and standing in the kitchen of my student-provided flat. Holding my phone in my hand, I was making myself some dinner (rice, eggs and soy sauce—a student diet if ever there was) after a seminar earlier in the evening. I had on my headphones and was listening to some nightly music—some subscribed content on YouTube when Ahdy Khairat's latest remaster, "Call of Ktulu," popped up.
I loved the video, and listened to it repeatedly. However, shortly after that, Ahdy released several more videos in quick succession—three in less than two days. Not only did each have nifty visuals; they also linked to Ahdy's Patreon. It seemed he was back, and with a vengeance. I was delighted to something awesome to listen to while burning the midnight oil. At the school library, as the magpies hopped by outside the window next to me, I jammed to Sodom's Agent Orange, the OST to Axiom Verge, and Ahdy Khairat.
Ahdy: First of all, I'm honored! I'm a fan myself of your two cents. It's comments like yours that inspire me to do what I do everyday.
Ahdy: When I initially uploaded all these songs, I got some pretty awesome feedback. That motivated me to work on myself so I could meet everyone's expectations. I also felt like I had to better educate myself so I could honor these awesome artists and enhance everyone's musical experience.
Ahdy: The latest Opeth albums haven't been doing it for me. I feel like they're too compressed. Like there’s sound coming out of a cardboard box. It lacks the dynamics and—dare I say it—aesthetics!Death Magnetic was just horrible, production-wise; the Metallica guys don't seem to be listening to their fans and critiques and are too stubborn with what they think a "good-sounding album" is. Replacing Bob Rock, in my opinion, was also a huge mistake. In a parallel universe where I might get a chance to produce Metallica albums, I'd make sure to keep Lars Ulrich out of the control room. ...And Justice for All also lacks a shitload of things; I really don't know where to start. I can't help but think: "How does one go from the incredibly produced behemoth that is Master of Puppets to an album that sounds slightly worse than a demo?"
Those were just some albums; the list goes on...
Ahdy: You don't release the Colonel's recipe. ;)I'll tell you one secret, though: I don't follow the generic "rules of production." I explored and got creative. Let's just say I took the risk of sounding different. My main inspiration is classical music because you can basically hear every instrument vividly. In modern production, you'd hear a pancake mix of six instruments, max; in classical music, there are hundreds of instruments being played simultaneously and you can identify every single one of them.
Ahdy: Yes! I've been part of Nader Sadek's death metal project, production-wise. He put together a death metal supergroup with members from Morbid Angel, Death, Nile, Opeth, Katatonia, Cryptopsy, Necrophagist, Obscura, Mayhem, Beyond Creation, Deicide, Cannibal Corpse, Sepultura and many more. I've had the honor of working with him and members from those bands that I've become friends with. I'll be releasing some of our songs on my channel soon, so stay tuned! It's gonna be big, trust me!
Ahdy: I think it's because they were the "new guys" and it was more like they were part of Metallica and not "in" Metallica.
Ahdy: What the fuck were you thinking when you collaborated with Lou Reed?
Ahdy: I'm a huge fan of the bass and oud, and currently practicing the drums. I've been playing the guitar for exactly twenty years now!
Ahdy: It takes me about six hours on average per song.
Ahdy: It's mostly dependent on the stems and recording quality such as mic placement, etc. The hardest part is making every single instrument audible.
Ahdy: No I don't plan on doing Metallica's entire catalog. I'd love to work on other bands as well but that's all dependent on the licenses I can get my hands on. I love Metallica but to be completely honest, they're not really my favorite band.
Ahdy: None that I can think of except In Cauda Venenum.
Ahdy: I've been taking them down because I'm honestly not satisfied with their outcome. I plan on redoing them in the future—just when you least expect it. 🙂
Ahdy: Not to rain on Flemming Rasmussen's parade, but I wanted to make it sound as if it were recorded today. I mean the guy recorded it back in '86! All I did was to add more of a modern twist to it. Also, I honestly wasn't a fan of my old remix, so I thought, "Why the hell not?"
Ahdy: Binaural is the surrounding of sound. The point of it is for you to feel like the band is performing right in front of you, [with you] in the middle of the crowd as the band performs.
Ahdy: I don't think they'd contact me to be honest, but I'm sure Jason Newsted is a secret fan. ;)However, if they do contact me, I'll be brutally honest and I'd have certain basic rules that cannot be broken regardless of how important the person/band is. If they don't agree with these rules then I don't think I'd be able to proceed with the production and it would be better if they found someone else who would be much more obedient/doesn't have a say.
Ahdy: Yes! They can drop me an email on [email protected] to mix/master their songs. I also give mixing/mastering lessons. People can also hire me on Fiverr, but I personally prefer email.
My name's Persephone van der Waard; I have my MA in Gothic English literature and independent PhD in Gothic poetics and ludo-Gothic BDSM (focusing partially on Metroidvania), and I am the author of the multi-volume, non-profit book series, Sex Positivity vs Sex Coercion, or Gothic Communism—its art director, sole invigilator, illustrator and primary editor (the other co-writer/co-editor being Bay Ryan). A rape survivor/granddaughter of a Holocaust survivor and Dutch Resistance member—and someone anti-war (as a business), anti-Zionist and anti-racist/anti-white-supremacist who specializes in tokenism (e.g., TERFs, SWERFs, and fascist feminism)—I'm a MtF trans woman, Tolkien and Amazon enthusiast, former YouTuber, anti-fascist, loud critic of Marxist-Leninism/state vampirism, atheist and Satanist, poly/pan kinkster with multiple partners, erotic artist/pornographer and anarcho-Communist; i.e., under my brand of Gothic (gay-anarcho) Communism as a holistic, intersectional discipline: one devised in 2022-2023, and which my friends and I currently achieve together. / Originally this blog explored my love of movies when I was cis-het; now I use it to write about the Gothic—horror, but also sex, heavy metal, and videogames in a queer way (especially Metroidvania).
I take donations for my work (which goes towards helping sex workers, trans people and other minorities). I currently take payment on PayPal, Patreon, and CashApp, etc; all links are available on my Linktr.ee. Every bit helps!
Regarding Formatting Issues for Blogposts (Older than October 2025): Recently Josey Howarth helped transfer my old blog from Blogger to WordPress, which—while vital for security reasons—altered their formatting. On a phone screen, the posts are mostly readable, but look slightly "jank" on computer screens. Many also contain outdated "About the Author" sections—meaning inside the posts-in-question, alongside the blog website "footer" (as added by Josey after the transfer). Such things are temporary. Eventually we plan to overhaul their visual design, remodeling my blog and website (thus fixing the issues in the question)!
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I was slightly surprised that Ahdy didn't list Andy Sneap as one of his favorites, considered he produced/mixed/mastered 2-3 of his listed favourite albums. Great interview, nonetheless!